A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Knock, Knock ...

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