How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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a horse nibbled a baby

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Sarah Palin

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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