- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

WEED!

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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