Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What's 9 + 10 19

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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