Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Knock, knock. Come in.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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