- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

whats brown and sticky? shit

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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