- Anti Joke

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.