- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

God wrote this joke.................................

A black man in a country bar.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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