An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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42, that is all

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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