- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

feminism

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Obamacare

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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