- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

JUST KIDDING^

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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