How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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kcuf read it backwards

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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