- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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