- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A ginger was with his friends

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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