- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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