Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock, Knock ...

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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