4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Anti Joke

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