- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Your Mother

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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