- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Sarah Palin

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

learn the ropes?

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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