- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Antoni Wilkinsin

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Students, please find the surface integral.

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