- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A ginger was with his friends

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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