- Anti Joke

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste