- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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