- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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