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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Your Mom!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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