Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Women's rights

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

anal seepage

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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