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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog