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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Jews

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Oh...okay, good.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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