- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

the holocaust

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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