How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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