Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

so... how about that airplane food

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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