- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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