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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

There's a god, just kidding.

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