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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Not Yet

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Do you love me? No.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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