- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Justin Bieber got laid

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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