Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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this site is an antijoke

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guess what chicken butt

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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