Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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