- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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