(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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