why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

elen degeneres is straight....

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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