Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

whats 69+2? 71

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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