Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Your Mother

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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