- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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