- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Ken wins!

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Knock knock ... No ones home

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