Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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