A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Obama

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your Mother

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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