So, same time tomorrow then?

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Penis

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Anti Joke

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