Your Mother

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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a man is running away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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