- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

oooh look a banshee

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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