- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

why did the man die? he was shot

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Women's rights

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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