- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

kieran scott has a huge back

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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