- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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