Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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a man is running away

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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