What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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