vaginas are pretty!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

its snowing on mount fuji

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

thumb_up thumb_down +16

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops