- Anti Joke

A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz