a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Brad Fuller!

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Women's rights

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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