There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

what do u call a black person by his name

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

no

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Please? No.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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