- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

david what a baghead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

canaan and mallory

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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