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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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