What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Please? No.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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