- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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