A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

hey, my names mark.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

david poredos

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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