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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.