What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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racism...deal with it!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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