Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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kaite is dumb that is true

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Safe sex MR

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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