Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

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