Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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