- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's circular and round A circle

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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