- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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