- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A man walked into a bar owch

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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