Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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