- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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