What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Please? No.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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a man is running away

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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