Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Obama

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Women's rights.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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