- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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