- Anti Joke

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's circular and round A circle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

david what a baghead

why did the man die? he was shot

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.