- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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