- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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