- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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