- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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