What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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why did the man die? he was shot

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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