roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Your Mother

-_- i like trains ... -_-

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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