Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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A man buys a prius

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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