- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Women's rights

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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