- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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