Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Please? No.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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