- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Please? No.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Where's my tractor?

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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