- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What's circular and round A circle

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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