- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

You all have Aids

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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