Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Hi

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a seal walks into a club.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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the asian kid gets an F

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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