Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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