what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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tim has no humor

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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GONNA

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Hey

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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