Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Knock knock What?

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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