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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

You will not press the like button.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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