Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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