- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

what do u call a black person by his name

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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