How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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He walked in a bar

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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The jets are a good team..

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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