What comes after 23? 24.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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