- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

2 + 2 = fish

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

You will not press the like button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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