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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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