Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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whats one plus one penis

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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